shacklesburst:

you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it

me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made

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vampireapologist:

it’s the 90s and nobody in your house gives a fuck about matching kitchenware moodboard

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itsalwaysunnyontv:

me @ my sad thoughts all summer 

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puppylover143mb:

Remember that time Topanga was trying to prove a point to Cory that looks don’t matter, and it ended up with her cutting a chunk of her hair off and you could legit hear the loud gasps coming from the live audience and everybody almost had a mini heart attack cause lets be real, Topanga’s long hair was legendary. But then everyone calmed down when she walked out the hair salon and slayed everyone’s existence? Cause I sure do.

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